Archive for October 3, 2008

Shooting For Some Head

With the current porn craze for the realism of XXX Amateur Nudes, a lot of wives are getting friskier and more risque than ever before…pics, movies, and more sexual affairs that their husband’s are unaware of than ever before.  Here is a little joke to illustrate what I’m talking about.

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A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, “This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill.” The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing. “What’s so funny?” asks the clerk. “I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house.” the man replies. The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, “Here are two bullets, I’ll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife’s head off and shoot the guy’s dick off.” The man takes another look through the scope and says, “You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!”

The Call Of The Wild

This sexy teen amateur fantasizes about having sex in the jungle surrounded by wild animals and strange plants and flowers…

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For now her boyfriend tries to satisfy her by fucking her hard, deep and with fast motion, like the Cheetah they’re fucking on.

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  • Riding Over The Top
    The heater is finally beginning to thaw my lower limbs, as I move in time with the music blaring from my radio. 'Damn, why doesn't Rockford have a 101.1? This is great music to get warm to!' I think with a half smile. I have just left Joey's house, and am turning onto the freeway, for the lengthy ride back home... […]
  • My First Threesome
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    I think masturbation is one of the greatest ways to relax...I was 15 when I first discovered masturbation. I had been dating a guy for a little while, and one night we were lying on the couch in his rec room, and he started fingering my clit. I had never been touched there before, and wasn't quite sure about what was supposed to happen. He kept rubbing […]