Archive for August 2, 2008

Doin It Right on the Wrong Side of Town!

Ahhhh The Powder Blues Band meets the Sexual Revolution at FuckHerRight.com as we look at the way most urban scenes have their sex clubs.  Yknow how no matter how flush you are if you want to go where the really slutty chicks are you have to go where the boogie woogie music is and the girls know cock better than they know their own names (their name being something which also isn’t important to you cos you came to find a fuck not a friend.)

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Like the Powder Blues Band said almost 30 years ago: “Ain’t no future datin magazine girls, Take me to the club with the hot blooded thrills, No time for tears, trouble or sorrow, We’re gonna boogie woogie like theres no tomorrow, Turn up the tunes, put your magazine down,  We’ll be doin it right on the wrong side of town!

Howard The Duck for President 2008

You hear everybody talk about the wetlands…conserving the wetlands…helping the waterfowl and saving the wetlands…meanwhile you have the Republican government trying to destroy the wetlands…get rid of the waterfowl and get rid of the wetlands is their agenda.

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Of course, when people say wetlands what they are talking about is porn, and those juicy wet pussies that the babes in porn show for our pleasure, and anyone who knows Howard the Duck also knows that he is a pervert and enjoys his issues of PlayDuck as well as big titted Beverley Switzer.  So if you don’t want your porn surfing when you go to the hot porn sites like PinkandPerfect.com to have all your hot wet porn pictures looking like this, you should vote Howard the Duck for President 2008.

Babysitting Ricky

For years I have been babysitting the kids next door once a week while their single mom worked late evenings.

Ricky is alomost 14 and Susan and Mark are twins who just turned 8. Mostly I feed them supper, help with homework and get them in ..more.

Tasting It Second Hand

After reading the story by Michelle the other day, I had to tell you about my experience in Nursing School.

I shared a dorm room with a girl named Karen, a tall, very nice looking brunette. She was a party animal and I was more of a bookworm.

I was up ..more.

Girlfriend Asleep

Often I will wake up in the middle of the night snuggled up close to my girlfriend. We both sleep naked so I get turned on easily and, not wanting to wake her up, I will quietly masturbate in bed next to her.

We are open about our masturbatory habits ..more.

With My Wifes Friend at the Car Park

This happend a week ago. My wife has many freinds and one of them Sue is very beautiful and has hot looks (she is also married) A few days back she called my wife early in the morning and said she was sick and asked my wife if she could help her with ..more.

Old Girlfriend

About 7 years ago my wife and I had our 3 year old daughter go to preschool. On the first day someone came up to my wife and asked if her husbands name was Frank. She said yes and who was she. Her name was Beth and she told my wife we went to school ..more.

In the Shower With Karen

My friend Karen showed me this awesome site!

She watches me and my twin brother while our single mon goes to works late one eveing. I’m almost 14 now and Susan and Mark are just 8.

Some months ago I was in the shower thinking ‘thoughts’ and playing ..more.

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