Archive for August 2008

They Know Now

I told my readers earlier this summer that I was voted by my senior class "Most Likely to Become a Nun" and that frustrated me, though I was shy and skinny and didn’t have much of a social life outside of school because we lived kinda ..more.

Response To Nocturnal Orgasms

I remember this one time that I had an orgasm while dreaming. It went like this. I was in a department store, and I was just walking around, but for some weird reason nobody was around and there were roller coaster rides there, and so I was riding the ..more.

Hot Drive Home

It was 4:30 pm on a warm spring afternoon, I was on my way home from work. I drive the back roads to avoid traffic and lights for a more peaceful relaxing drive to air out the busy work day before I retreat home to my family for the evening.

I was ..more.

My Cousin Brendan

I was over at my cousin Brendans house and we were playing video games. My cousin was 15 and cut. I was 13 and uncut. Well he asked if I had ever seen a naked girl. I shook my head and he asked if I had seen a naked guy. I told him "of ..more.

Me and My Cousin

When my cousin Michael and I were younger, we learned how to wank from a classmate. We have been neighbors all our lives, so when we were kids, we used to hang around all the time. We found porn in his fathers (my uncle) room, and started to watch. At ..more.

Midnight Symphony

Once a friend of mine stayed at my place for a week, because he was switching apartments and needed some place to stay while he found a new one.

One night I was awakened by some clapping noise, and by my enormous erection. I was positive that I was only ..more.

Me and My Step-cousin

The other day my step-cousin came over to visit me. I’ve always thought she was very pretty. She’s 5’0", blonde, size c titties, and one beautiful big butt. If you haven’t figured it out by my other stories I like women with big asses. Not too ..more.

Math Class Teasing

When I was a junior in high school I sat behind a girl named Nikki that I had dated. We were actually each others first real sexual contact even though we never actually had sex. We flirted with each other but nothing more. The desks in our math class ..more.

The First Time

My parents were going out of town overnight and even though they knew I would be fine, they still had to worry about my younger brother (he was 8 at the time). So they hired Maggie, the usual sitter, to stay overnight.

Maggie was 17 at the time and very ..more.

Quiet Time

My wife and I have been together for 30 years now. Its been wonderful! We’ve raised three children and have grandchildren now. There’s not a whole lot we haven’t tried. But for some reason we havent found much need for solo masturbation.

The other night ..more.

Hunky Carpenter

The house next to mine just sold, and the new owners are evidently remodeling a room or two before they move in. Two days ago, before my alarm went off, I woke to the whiny buzz of a power saw. I was pissed off and looked out the bedroom window to see ..more.

When I Have Time

When I feel I really need a good wank ,like now, and have the time for it, what I do is this. I open up SoloTouch and browse through the archives until I am rock hard and start caressing myself slowly. At the same time, I am downloading some good ..more.

Bad Moon Rising

If you ever watched Revenge of The Nerds you know that even though they rarely get any action nerds are actually quite skilled sexually…of course it’s kind of a paradox for them since being nerds they get to have sex almost as often each year as I get to have Christmas Dinner.

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See one of their big problems is when a hot chick approaches them to score with a nerd they get all flustered and don’t know what to do.  The solution for these chicks is quite simple…be like this FuckHerRight.com slut and find the nerds that are into Astronomy and then ask them to check out a full moon.

Pink and Perfect Toys

Whoa…I knew that sextoy manufacturing has come a long way in the last few years but this vibe is outta this world in it’s funky design…little clit stimulator guaranteed to get the squirters squirting and ridges all around to make sure that no part of this hot slut’s pussy is left untouched and unpleasured…

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The site might be what we call PinkandPerfect.com but I betcha that this vibe is what the chicks call pink and perfect.

Slippery Sex Slopes

Women…they seem somehow to usually do better than men at theoretical math…maybe it’s cos they can always see and sense the angles and trajectories just a bit better.

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FuckHerRight.com chicks may not all be the brainiest bunch when it comes to math (other than watching their figures) but even they know how to work the angles and trajectories for better orgasmic delight

Better Mental Health Through Masturbation

At risk of wrecking a PinkandPerfect.com post by sounding like that whiny R.E.M. song ‘everybody hurts’ (my god what a piece of oh poor me bs that song was) …it still is a fact that bad shit happens to all of us now and again…some people more again than others and we all end up getting the blues…

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This slut shows us all what her perfect cure for the blues is.  She gets a hold of her big thick blue dildo and then rams her blues away in a succession of orgasms where she controls her blues instead of them controlling her….an orgasm a day (or hour) keeps the blues away.

Car Ride Home

I have to share this story with all of you. I am a 22 year old female, who has been masturbating for as long as i can remember. As a child, I would masturbate when my mom took me to the grocery store and put me in the shopping cart. I would hump and ..more.

Band Competition

When high school bands go to competitions, it’s usually an all day thing, and at my school, it was usually very far away. So the director told us to bring shorts and shirts to change into after we performed in the competition. We would stay to watch the ..more.

Taking It a Step Further

I have read through a lot of these stories, and I never thought I would ever have an experience like the one I had recently. I had a friend and we had jacked off together before, but it always under a cover without seeing much. As the title suggests, ..more.

Caught in the Living Room

I’d been dating Becca for a couple months now, and it was still in the petting touching clothes on stage. One evening while sitting in my parents living room floor and watching a movie, she was snuggling against me so I worked my hands up the inside of ..more.

  • Overcoming Religious Taboos
    Both my wife and I were raised in a very religious family, no talking about sex of any kind. no masturbating that was a mortal sin. I started masturbating... […]
  • Bathtub Ecstasy
    This morning I was feeling in need of a little pampering so decided to take a bath. I went into the bathroom and slowly undressed admiring my body in the bathroom mirror as the hot water steamed into the tub. I poured the bottle of raspberry scented bubble bath in slowly, forming mountains of bubbles.... […]
  • Memories of a 61-Year-Old
    A week before my 14th birthday (1953) I arrived at boarding school and like most boys, I struck up a friendship with a boy called Doug.S. A day or so after my arrival I was talking to Doug and he asked "Have you had a wet dream yet"? My reply was "What's a wet dream?"... […]
  • In Front of my Housemate
    have always had a love affair with my cock....I started masturbating at about the age of 14, at first I really didn't know what was going to happen, having only been told about it by a friends mother one night whilst on vacation....but thats another story... […]
  • Almost Public Masturbation
    Having just discovered your browsers' contributions page and especially after reading Lisa's input, I can only add. I began solo when I was 15 by waking up in the middle of the night with an erection and began touching it which gave me the most incredible sensations until this incredible feeling overcame my body and my jocks became very wet. At fir […]
  • The Male ‘G Spot’
    In "Masturbation Questions and Answers", someone asked where the male G- spot is. One of your anonymous contributors to "Men's Solo Sex Techniques" referred to a spot between the testicles and the anus. According to a magazine I read recently, I think it was Redbook (one of the titles featured on the front was "The male G-spot […]
  • No-Hands Multiple Solo Male Orgasms
    I originally wrote this in July 1997 describing my first no-hands ejaculation -- something that I haven't repeated successfully since that time. However, what I can do anytime I'm in the mood is to have multiple, whole-body orgasms of the highest intensity, but without cumming. I can do it for hours at a time. It's amazing. I just lie back and […]
  • Exhibitionist Neighbor
    When I was 17, still in high school, I would come home from school before my parents came home, and jack off in the garage with the doors open. I did this for a week straight. One day, I got risky and lubed my cock with my own pre-cum and sat just outside the garage, but keeping close watch. I got carried away and didn't here my neighbor driving down my […]
  • First Wank
    I was about 10 when I noticed the first hairs appearing on my balls, an event that I was not expecting so soon. This was not long before I awoke after a particularly erotic dream to find a thick creamy substance in my bedclothes. I thought there was something wrong with me. I had 2 older brothers but had not heard them mention anything like this and I was to […]
  • Jerked off by the Farmer’s Wife
    When I was 20 years old, I spent eighteen months working on a farm in southern Ohio. I was just a farmhand, and there were two other farmhands, one twenty years old like myself and the other was nineteen. The farm was owned by a couple named Gus and Mary. Gus was a huge guy, about 6'-8" and nothing but solid muscle. Mary was a short curvy blond wit […]