Archive for July 31, 2008

Pudding and Pies

FuckHerRight.com knows that the proof is in the pudding and so do their super hot slut-models…

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The pudding of course being the supersplooge creampie that this hungry Scandanavian Slut is about to slurp up from those lucious fucked pussy lips.

Rocking into August

Ok…an oldie but goodie to wrap up July.  PinkandPerfect.com hopes you all have a rocking august and finish summer off with a bang !

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A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the” night. We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.” The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.” The boy leans over to her and whispers, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”

Right or Wrong…People Will Watch

FuckHerRght.com is an awesome site with all the hardcore material and the chicks who are so slutty that they obviously belong nowhere but porn (and maybe my bedroom).  It’s success makes me think that it’s about time that they made the site fuckherwrong.

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People love blooper reels and I’m sure that the porn world has just as many as Hollyweird does…picture if you will a site that has some of the most embarrasing and painful to experience or watch sex situations pictured or filmed…an instant hit I’m sure.

Sticky Post

After the excited responses from people who enjoyed yesterday’s mid-summer humor break I’ve decided that for the last couple days of July I will let the good times at PinkandPerfect.com roll along with a couple more guaranteed to make you smile.

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day. The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming. After a few seconds Tonto rose back up and said, “Buffalo come.” The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed “Damn you Indians are smart, how the hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?” Tonto replied, “Face sticky.”

Fun With Friends

This is a true story from a month or so ago. I’m from the UK, I’m quite tall and heavy.

Basically, the day started when Alan and I met up to play PC games at his house. We had food, played on the pc more, it was about 22.30 and as usual, I recommended ..more.

Neighborly Tutoring

Growing up I lived next door to a girl who was one year older than me, and twins (boy and girl) who were two years the younger. I had a crush on the older girl, Kate, and we made out a few times but nothing more. The real fun was to be had with her ..more.

While She’s Away in New Jersey

My sexy girl was out of town on company business in New Jersey while I had to stay back and work myself. I usually head to work early and therefore when I get home, I go to bed early! I take a shower, warm my food up and pour a glass of wine. I watch t.v ..more.

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    The heater is finally beginning to thaw my lower limbs, as I move in time with the music blaring from my radio. 'Damn, why doesn't Rockford have a 101.1? This is great music to get warm to!' I think with a half smile. I have just left Joey's house, and am turning onto the freeway, for the lengthy ride back home... […]
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    I was brought up in a very religious household. I was taught to touch my pubic region was a unforgivable sin. I was told good girl's don't do things like that... […]
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    I think masturbation is one of the greatest ways to relax...I was 15 when I first discovered masturbation. I had been dating a guy for a little while, and one night we were lying on the couch in his rec room, and he started fingering my clit. I had never been touched there before, and wasn't quite sure about what was supposed to happen. He kept rubbing […]