FuckHerRight.com reminds us that if you are a rambunctious type of person that gets around a lot when you’re fucking…you also have to make sure to furnish it right.

Swedish furniture is ugly as can be, but just like the Swedes know sex, they know how to build a table that will support a good hard fucking, so remember Ikea for your home and office furnishing needs.

Well the first month of summer is drawing to  a close so for any of you who are starting to feel the summertime blues…PinkandPerfect.com has a joke for you and hopefully some prudish chicks out there can learn that being a slut may one day save thier lives…but faking it too late will get you killed.  So women..open your minds and your legs and be sluts right away before it’s too late.

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. “Damn, that was stupid,” she thought as she fell. “What a way to die.” As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, “Do you suck?” “No!” she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. “Do you screw?” he asked. “Of course not!” she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. “I suck! I screw!” she screamed in panic. “Slut!” he said, and dropped her.

I was sitting in the Sex Education class, bored, and with nothing to do. I already knew all of this stuff. Yes, insert the penis into the vagina is the equivalent of sex. Male teens often brag about banging the hottest chick when more than likely, they ..more.

One day I was home alone and when I got out of the shower I went to the kitchen with just a towel wrapped around me to get a drink. I went in and turned on the TV and sat on the sofa. I simply started to finger myself and started to get aroused. I was ..more.

The hottest masturbation experience I have ever had was one time when my mother invited me and my boyfriend over to her summer house by the shore. At the time my boyfriend and I were 19 and my mom was 52. I should mention that she was divorced and was ..more.

I was reading through this website and clicking through the archives and found a story that prompted me to share my story below. The July 2006 Techniques section had a story by Heather, and she talked about tasting her wetness out of her pussy whenever ..more.

This was back when I was around 14. I grew up in a quiet suburb in California. It was a small town just outside of a big city. My parents were divorced when I was six and I lived with my father. So as you can guess I was a major tomboy. There weren’t ..more.

First, its been cool to read the nice things people have said about my posts.

I know this is just something I’m going through and I am being very careful, so no big. My brother and I have messed about a few times since I last wrote… nothin too bad.. ..more.

We are both in our fifties and have tried most things in sex in our time together but we have never indulged much in mutual masturbation. I have always thought of it as a more private, solitary act.

Anyway, it was recently my husband’s 52nd birthday. ..more.

I have a twin sister and although we are not identical we look a lot a like. Growing up we spent every moment together and did everything together. It’s been a long time but when we were around 13 years old we learned about masturbation. Or at least I ..more.

I watch her as she sleeps. My eyes travel over the familiar curves of her body, and my heart sings within me as I think about the voyage of discovery we are making together. Not merely the unknown of the deep tropics, but the even more unknown of our ..more.

Last Wednesday I was home alone and feeling bored. Sometimes when I have the house to myself I like to wander around naked. It turns me on and I like the idea that someone may pass by and see me. I hadn’t had a lot of sleep the previous night because my ..more.

Well, as you know, I have been doing a lot of amazing stuff lately. Yesterday was totally great though. Coming home from school and deciding that I needed a little relief and that I was going to do it outdoors made me wet on the walk home.

In the ..more.

When I was younger my friend and I discovered the beauty of each other’s bodies. We would take turns laying down and spreading our legs for the other to look at and touch. Despite the aroused feelings we developed during these explorations, there was a ..more.

Thank you for this site. It’s good to know that there are a lot of women out there who understand that masturbation is healthy and normal and good for you. I am 18 and have pleasured myself for as long as I can remember. I used to tease my clit ..more.

Wow, reading other people stories really gets me started. I’ve only recently starting experimenting and it feels so good, when I’m in public places I can feel myself getting turned on at the weirdest times. Usually I start off by getting a long beaded ..more.

I, as so many others, found out by accident that pole climbing was very satisfying. We used to have timed competitions in my neighborhood, and I practiced harder than anyone! I started soaping up my washcloth and holding one corner in the front and the ..more.

Hi! My name is Alexandra. I started masturbating about four months ago. I had always heard about women using vibrators to make themselves feel good, and I realized that I had a pen that vibrated. I put it on my clit, but I didn’t orgasm. Then I went to ..more.

I slept in yesterday until almost 9am because I didn’t have to work until noon. As soon as I woke up, I was feeling horny, which is not terribly unusual. Usually when this happens, I just lay in bed and pleasure myself for a little while and then begin ..more.

I have a four-poster bed at home, and the knobs on the tops of the post are shaped like the head of a big fat cock. I love to lube up, put a condom on one of the posts, and sit on it. It’s so fat and fits deep into my throbbing pussy. Then I push play on ..more.